Shut it Down

whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

sadurday:

oh man the best is when a dude is like "you’re not wife material." fucking good. i want to be totalitarian dictator material; blood sucking life ruiner material; fucking bulletproof immortal drug lord material. not your fucking wife you gross asshole. 

ranyakumo:

"you were named after two of the bravest men i ever knew" "you never gave me a name" "exactly. men are cowards"

lukecastellan:

i liked how bran put his hand on the tree and it was like

'previously on game of thrones…..'

shiny-sawk:

Happy Easter everyone

shiny-sawk:

Happy Easter everyone

sherlocksprayers:

judge a person by who they want on the iron throne

straightwhiteboyproblems:

take me home….

straightwhiteboyproblems:

take me home….